1. Thou shalt run your site through a spell checker before you inflict
it upon the world.
2. Thou shalt nor use the HTML tag "blink" - it makes people feel unwell.
3. Thou shalt not use a background that is louder than one of Jonathon
Ross' suits.
4. Thou shalt include your email adress on thy page - how else
will people know who to complain to?
5. Thou shalt not add a "Welcome to my home page" sound file
to your site.
6. Thou shalt test your site under both Navigator and Internet Explorer
before you put it online.
7. Thou shalt not show off by stuffing unnecessary Java applets and
animated gifs on your page.
8. Thou shalt not even think about setting up a home page if you have
nothing to say to the great wide world on the Internet.
9. Thou shalt never entertain the idea of putting a list of your CD's,
videos or book collection on the Web.
10. Thou shalt not neglect your family, friends or social life in favour
of spending every evening building your home page.