The Ten Commandments of Web Page Design

1. Thou shalt run your site through a spell checker before you inflict it upon the world.
2. Thou shalt nor use the HTML tag "blink" - it makes people feel unwell.
3. Thou shalt not use a background that is louder than one of Jonathon Ross' suits.
4.  Thou shalt include your email adress on thy page - how else will people know who to complain to?
5.  Thou shalt not add a "Welcome to my home page" sound file to your site.
6. Thou shalt test your site under both Navigator and Internet Explorer before you put it online.
7. Thou shalt not show off by stuffing unnecessary Java applets and animated gifs on your page.
8. Thou shalt not even think about setting up a home page if you have nothing to say to the great wide world on the Internet.
9. Thou shalt never entertain the idea of putting a list of your CD's, videos or book collection on the Web.
10. Thou shalt not neglect your family, friends or social life in favour of spending every evening building your home page.