Subject: Blonde inventions
Date: 19 Apr 1999 04:36:24 GMT
From: feldco@aol.com (Feldco)
Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor

 -- The water-proof towel
   -- Glow in the dark sunglasses
   -- Solar powered flashlights
   -- Submarine screen doors
   -- A book on how to read
   -- Inflatable dart boards
   -- A dictionary index
   -- Mechanical Pencil sharpeners
   -- Powdered water
   -- Pedal-powered wheel chairs
   -- Waterproof tea bags
   -- Watermelon seed sorter
   -- Zero proof alcohol
   -- Reuseable ice cubes
   -- See-through toilet tissue
   -- Skinless bananas
   -- Do-it-yourself road map
   -- Turnip ice cream
   -- Toe implants
   -- An all white flag
   -- Rolls Royce pickup truck

**No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too
seriously**

   Zevra
   They are coming to take me away, ha HA!