100 things you can do with a 300 bauds modem 1.Put it under a door and you have a Door Stop 2.Attach a stick and you have a Snow Plow 3.Put it on a shelf and you have a Book End 4.Put it on top of some papers and you have a Paper Weight 5.Put some powder in it and it is a Bomb Shell 6.Throw it and it is a Baseball 7.Put a Satellite Dish on it and you have Great TV reception 8.Put some coils in it and you have a great portable heater 9.Cut some holes and tell your friends you bought it in Holland 10.Attach balloons and it becomes 1 of those things they use to hold Balloons 11.Sell it to someone as a universal adapter 12.Put a light bulb in it and you have a Decorative Walkway Light 13.Use it as a coaster for your favorite drink 14.Give it to your Uncle, he'll find something to do with it 15.Hook it on your TV and it is a TV adapter for your Television 16.Sell it as a Black Box. 17.Save water by putting it in the toilet tank! 18.Use it as an anvil 19.Isn't that the age at which you can LEGALLY drink? 20.It could be one of those useless props at a school play 21.Get a hammer and vent your stress out on it 22.Make a few adjustments and turn it into a radio 23.Use the parts to make a board game 24.Make a Nintendo game out of it 25.Put in a processor and sell it as the world's chunkiest computer 26.Take it out when the guests come over and it is a decoration 27.Put it on the Christmas tree and it is an Ornament! 28.Use it as a Saxophone Damper 29.Make it into a parallel port DAC 30.Use it to make a model car 31.Trade it in for a new life 32.Use it as a footrest 33.Take it to sports games and have it signed like a baseball 34.Pad it, cut it, and you have a new pair of knee-pads 35.Isn't that MTV? 36.Use it as a snow sampler 37.Attach it to the Principal's Laptop Computer and say it is a tumor 38.Cut some holes in it and use it as a Disk Store 39.Sell the parts to a techie nerd and make a lot of money 40.Use it to stop your car in an emergency 41.Drop it off a boat with a string and it is an anchor 42.Use it to scan for fish in a lake 43.Make your phone into a speaker phone 44.Take it to your next party and it will be the talk of the town 45.Sell to the Tabloids and say it is possessed by Elvis 46.Use it with your Lego to make a computer 47.Bang it on your bald head and instantly grow hair 48.Use it as a murder weapon 49.Make some adjustments and it is an EPROM programmer 50.Give it to Ray Charles and tell him it is endless "Uh, huh" 51.Use it to upgrade the warp drive on a constitutional class space vessel 52.Attach some strings and use it as a sled 53.Attach roll bars and it is a dune buggy 54.Use it to keep your dog in place in the yard 55.Threaten your little brother with it 56.Get all of your friend's 300BPS modems and make a house out of them all 57.Make it into a `Radio Flyer' by adding wheels and a pole 58.Need a quick science project? Bring in your modem! 59.Cut a hole and use it as a planter 60.Strap it onto your head and pretend that you are Cadet Stimpy 61.Get a few lenses, some film, and make a movie camera 62.Get a plug, and send some voltage through someone's modem 63.You know how there are `pet rocks'? How about a `pet modem'? 64.Throw it out 65.Sell it to an idiot for $100 and buy yerself a faster modem 66.Put it in the snow and use it as a depth meter 67.Stick it on the wall and call it ART 68.Use it as a stepping stool 69.Put pepper in it and it could be a pepper shaker 70.Cut a hole in it and use it as a cereal bowl 71.Paint it red play bocce (yard game w/heavy balls) 72.If you are Jewish you could strap it on and use it as Tefillin 73.If you have a big dog, give it to him as a chew toy 74.Cut a hole and put stuff in it 75.Put it in the attic and one day, it may be worth MONEY! 76.Make a Doll House out of it 77.A window box to put flowers in 78.Make it into a lantern 79.Give it to the neighbors 80.Use it as a subject for painting (still life) 81.Make it into a tunnel for your slot cars 82.Recycle it 83.Put it by the door and call it "Matt" 84.Throw it in the water and call it "Bob" 85.Hang it by the door and call it "Bell" 86.Use it as a booster chair 87.Throw it in the lake 88.Give it to the phone company 89.Bury it 90.Take it to Florida and sell it 91.Shape it into a Wok 92.Take it to an antique shop 93.Paint it all kinds of colors 94.Take it for a walk 95.Put it on a hat and say "Well, what did you expect?" 96.You know that a penny could kill from the top of the World Trade Centers? Great, THROW THE MODEM! 97.Anything that you want to!